"Zaphod Beeblebrox has known about everything for 3 years.
What he did ? Nothing . He only killed a mathematician (with whom he made adult films together), a black security man and a few other people (not directly, of course), and knocked down an allied state's plane.
He also tortured innocent people not to talk about it. (Not directly, of course)"


"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far—which, given your present circumstances, seems more likely—consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.

The Encyclopedia Galactica chapter on love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible. Unfortunately, Arthur Dent has never read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot right now. Hey, c'mon, I love it.

Don't Panic

Don't leave Earth without it.

The most astonishing adventure in the universe begins—when the world ends."